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Some people think its a penis belonging to a man named Johnny, but its clearly frog aids
Hey look, he has Johnny Penis

What do you mean?

He has frog aids

oh
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 February 09, 2015
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A guy who is always talking about peckers. Not necessarily gay but it does make one wonder.
Johnny Penis is the undisputed office expert on dicks.
by DeeBo December 31, 2012
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A being on Earth with a penal organ named Johnny. Someone named johnny with an extremely fantastical penis.
"Dude my new gf told me i had a johnny penis!"
by FUCKINJOHNNYAPPLESEED December 29, 2011
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