Johnny Bench Called 

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

Johnny Bench Called by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

Johnny Bench Called 

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

Johnny Bench Called by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

Johnny Bench Called 

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.

Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later

Johnny Bench Called by Xilften September 24, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012