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When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal
Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat
by Exsalad January 04, 2010

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