JohnHaloCE 

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!

man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.

JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

Johnpaul 

The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.

Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.

Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.

Johnpaul by disbitchh October 30, 2018

johnaustin 

A very unique and sexy individual. Usually a Virgo with a crooked dick and a hippy style. Great when stoned. Amazing and a true gentleman. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC IN BED. Compatible with Eleanor’s. Makes adorable babies and is an AMAZING father

Oh damn he’s sexy... he must be a Johnaustin.

johnaustin by Alyssa Ashcloud July 7, 2018

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

Johnpaul Burgueno 

Another word for idiot.

Johnpaul Burgueno is an idiotic excuse for a person.

Johnpaul Burgueno by njohnson16 June 15, 2014

Johnpaulgaines 

A stinky ham house who likes eggs and sucks egg plants.

Ryan: Fortnite?
John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.

Johnpaulgaines = Name of poopy friend

Eggs = Food

Johnpaulgaines by Johnpaulgaines November 8, 2020

sammy johnpaul 

He is a ver cute, funny, romantic lad
All the girls adore him and all the boys wanna be his mate and not get on the wrong side of him. He is a very sporty and smart boy also got a (BID) big Irish dick

Alice:oh look it Sammy johnpaul

Bob:babe look away he to good for yr eyes
Lilly:he shore is 😍

sammy johnpaul by Millypilly November 29, 2020