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Johnden is a cute name.
Johnden by Golden Arrow November 22, 2021

Johndenel 

Johndenel is always found playing football. He loves to play with balls. He looks beautiful. He has a pet dog, and it only has 3 legs. His best friend is no one because he is picky as fuck. He loves fried chicken, and not because he is black. That shit is good. He also enjoys calling people racist, because, well, everyone is a fucking racist. He has blackish brown hair and likes to put lots and lots and lots and lots of product into it. But somehow his hair hasnt fallen out yet. He likes the phrase, "Nice work," because he is a wonderfully comlementitive person. He likes Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and he likes dancing, even though he hasnt tried it himself. His middle name is Jerome, and he wants to marry his footballs. His favourite colour is pink and his favorite food is vegetables. Overall Johndenel is a fab guy, and if you ever meet one, tell him that his friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8 with an 8
"Oh hey Johndenel, you friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8"
"With an 8?"
"Yes."

John dean 

A phsycopathic freak with an embarrassing trim and bad taste in women
Your a proper John dean aren’t u
John dean by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018

JohnDeLanto 

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.
Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.
JohnDeLanto by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018

johndeaconkinnie1 

yo I like johndeaconkinnie1