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The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.


Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
The Johncox Face by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009
😡I 🐖wish 🧺I 🥵could🤠 fly💨 so🛍 fast 🌛🌸like🦟jOhNcOoK
Y/N: let’s break up
Boy: I WISH I COULD FLY SO FAST LIKE JOHNCOOK 😡😡 FLY YOU TO THE MOON LIKE JOHNCOOK😭
Y/N:UMM- okay?-
johncook by JoHnCoOk🌝 December 22, 2020

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow
If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here
Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024