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The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.


Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
The Johncox Face by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009
😡I 🐖wish 🧺I 🥵could🤠 fly💨 so🛍 fast 🌛🌸like🦟jOhNcOoK
Y/N: let’s break up
Boy: I WISH I COULD FLY SO FAST LIKE JOHNCOOK 😡😡 FLY YOU TO THE MOON LIKE JOHNCOOK😭
Y/N:UMM- okay?-
johncook by JoHnCoOk🌝 December 22, 2020

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow
If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…
Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026