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The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.


Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
The Johncox Face by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009
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Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009
😡I 🐖wish 🧺I 🥵could🤠 fly💨 so🛍 fast 🌛🌸like🦟jOhNcOoK
Y/N: let’s break up
Boy: I WISH I COULD FLY SO FAST LIKE JOHNCOOK 😡😡 FLY YOU TO THE MOON LIKE JOHNCOOK😭
Y/N:UMM- okay?-
johncook by JoHnCoOk🌝 December 22, 2020

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow
If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here
Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026