Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.
I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.
by osirusR February 5, 2010
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slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.
by Jon64Bailey January 9, 2008
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