A strange species of human beings who are usually from Greek origins. Tends to mummer in humorous ways or make strange comments. Does not listen to most people and tends to wander off away from where they are suposed to be. When questioned he usually tells lies or says a random answer and claims not to know. Although he is a beast at soccer. But claims to be good at other things that he is not good at. Easily distracted during classes in school, usually with video games.
"John Xydas, what is 2+2?" The teacher ask. "Oh, what, um, 17??" John Xydas answered.