A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
by Q-T girl November 9, 2011
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A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.
Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.
by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020
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That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!
by Clownhead September 1, 2015
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