the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.
everyone wants to fuck johan!
he is so hot!
i wish i was johan
by agummygumball February 5, 2021
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A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.
He is a prime example of johanism.
by iseethelight September 8, 2007
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A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.
"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"
by Abogami May 10, 2009
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Look at that guy, looks like the Hulk. Its a goddam beast.
look at Johan, it is a famous BeastTank
by WilcoB October 28, 2008
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Some say Johan is the definition of sexy, those people are reading the right dictionaries. We all need to have Johan in our lives.

Can be selfish though.
Did you see Johan entered the building?
How could I miss it, his good looking lit the building up!
by Peanut Man 2 February 4, 2020
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A gentleman with a kind heart that always want to help others.

A heart pure of gold, with a calm smile and beautiful eyes, as Helios himself, blessed him with the sparkle of the sun.

A loving creature, with so much love to be given, that even Aphrodite herself will bow down to her knees.
You are so nice, you really such a Johan.
by Vir Lady August 17, 2021
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