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The Jesus of modern hoes and bitches. the pimp of pimps , owns more than a million hookers worldwide loves big ass and has a dick longer than 10 inches. the exact measurement of his dick hasnt been measured because anyone whos gotten near has drowned or choked to death. fucking awsome
did you hear joe t?

no.

No you can hear him across the street with the girl she wont stop screaming
by loganweed likesmen November 10, 2012

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