Top Definition
A gay chav who thinks he is hard but is actually a puffter with no genitals. He has the IQ of a slug with a bullet through it's head and the only word he knows are 'ye wot!?' One kick and he runs off crying!
Person 1: 'Oh look! There is Joe Podmore. What a retarded pillock!'
Person 2: 'Yeah, d'you think he's gonna run of crying today?'
by Jesus & God 4ever January 09, 2010

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