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A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"
by Midnightjoe July 07, 2011