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An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.
Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.
by Balisonger November 30, 2009

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