A U.S. Department of Labor program to take young "disadvantaged" adults from bad ereas and situations such as homelessness, depressed ereas urban and rural, and the like.. to give them "job skills and trianing" to help them get further somehow in life or just plain for there personal devoplment as people aiming to make them better and tax paying citizens.
"I took computer tech at job corps, got my levels A and B, umm I was there for 2 years and it was stressful freaky bullshit, after two years I used up all the time I could hide away in that place and was dumped litterly into the street and was lucky I could stay at my mother's house or end up in a shelter! I can't get a job or do shit, my life sucks"

-A fiarly common x-job corps students story
by Dusky June 24, 2006
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Job corps is a place of pain and suffering. They will tell you that the foods great, that the rules are not so bad and that it is a very clean and nice campus full of polite younge adults.The food sucks and constantly makes people puke,Its smelly dirty and whoever is in charge of janitorial services is on some good shit. The teacher are ass holes with a few exceptions. The ass holes like center director and their staff are cracking down on alll the students for no reason other than the fact that he cant get laid like most of the staff here. I JUST WISH THEY COULD GET A LIFE. You get write ups for every thing here including sticking up for yourself if a teacher is High school starts insulting you and you tell him that special place you will put your foot. So fuck Job Corps Unless you really need thhis dont go.This school is not so bad if you dont live here i wish i did not live here.So now i just have to say Job corp is a thorn in my side, a breaking of my spirit, a crushing of my souland a pain in my ass. So when you come here get ready to sign away all your constitutional rights so have a nice day and mabey you will get a lay.
-Job corps decided to bring a dog on center so smell out any drug holder which corrupted class time for the students who did not have any drug involvement. These actions are bullshit they needto realize no matter where you are there are idiots who do drugs.

-They dont let you where pajamas outside of the dorm because it is not "appropriate" WORK PLACE BEHAVIOR OR DRESS. tHAt IS PRETTY LAME SINCE

-If i leave campus with out permission mind you that i am 20 years old i get a write up and have too do chores for leaving without permission.

- student#1 "dID you here that anthony got terminated for yelling a staff member when the staff member was yelling at him first"......Student#2 "WHat thats the third person who got terminated this week for no real reason mabey this is hell?"
by AMy Lyn March 5, 2008
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Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.

If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE

DONT GO TO JOB CORPS
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by former job corps student June 17, 2009
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"Work Place Anarchy" but more like "prison work for the people trying to stay out of prison".
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.

Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.

REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.

I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).

I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories

(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)

me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)

Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.
Let's go to Job Corps in Muhlenburg, KY & get the opportunity to extend our Career building time so we can USE THE GOVERNMENTS $ for WATER PARKs & cleaning the streets :)

(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)
by spilt milk=splashing puddles:) February 9, 2011
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Exeter Job Corps Academy AKA: EJCA is a place where juvenile delinquents such as myself & homeless kids come and get a so called 'education & job training'. most who attend here are 18+ and get treated as though they're 5 years old. walking on the grass: 5$ dollar fine, facial piercing: 2$ fine, cussing out a teacher whose being a douchebag to you: write-up plus a negative. The food here either makes you constipated or have to shit every 10 minutes. curfew is at 10 and you have to do major cleanup and clean up after a bunch of assholes you cannot stand. all the girls sleep with each other while none of the guys get laid unless you lucky. pretty much everybody is a scumbag or once was. the RA's barely speak English & only a few of them are actually decent and let you get away with shit. the security people think theyre the shit because they're higher authority than you. before you come here they make this place look so wonderfull wen really its a hellhole and a half. not to mention the weirdest creature and insects lurk there and ejca once was a part of the ladd school aka Rhode Island institute for the feeble minded. You get paid every 2 weeks and that 27.01 makes you soupt off your ass wen you get it then within 30 minutes its spent on Newports and a bottle of cheap vodka if you're staying the weekend there.
person 1: bro, did you here diane got terminated for smokin on no smoking thursday?

person 2: you serious? they gotta cut that bullshit we're all fucking adults nd if we wanna light a damn cigarette then so be it. fuck exeter job corps academy dude it's like we're incarcerated.

person 1: im sayin' dude .
by incarseration August 17, 2010
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This is a place deep down in the south that you couldn't find if you wanted to. You have staff fucking students, students fucking students. Staff stealing money, students stealing socks, panties, shirts and your name. You got staff drilling the importantance of doing unrelated bullshit that has nothing to do with the "real world"!!!! The students are super fake and messy, but the damn staff is 3x worse. And the whole time you stay the staff fill you up with false hopes and lies because when at all boils down and the shit hit the fan IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DAMN NUMBERS!!!!!
you see something thats stupid at Finch henry Job corps you ask:
Where they do that?

and someone else say:
only at Finch Henry
by Lucky2Mdit July 20, 2010
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