That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.
He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
by On11-chan October 20, 2020
1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.
2. A guy that likes pie
2. A guy that likes pie
1.
Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.
2. Mmmm pie.....
Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.
2. Mmmm pie.....
by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 16, 2011
1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
by appear online February 4, 2010
by Captain007 July 17, 2015
Joakim is maybe short but he is the HOTTEST person on earth. Every girl wants him- If you see him! Dont look him in the eyes- or you will start to moan uncontrollably....
by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020
He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Joakim doesn't know much evil. Joakim is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.
Please be a Joakim
by PsychoPanties January 8, 2019