Joachim 

Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.

1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim

Joachim by Joggerev January 3, 2012

joachim 

A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.
Joachim is the name of a danish prince.
Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

joachim by Jogge January 11, 2009

Joachim 

A simp whether its 2D or 3D beings

"I would die for this girl"
"You're such a Joachim"

Joachim by Fruit punch samurai November 2, 2020

Joachim 

A big ass sexy motherfucker, he is cute as HECK and is a 1000% straight

No way! Its a Joachim, he is so cuteee!

Joachim by Damn he cure November 18, 2020

joachim 

a name for a boy with an exterior meant to reflect happiness, contentment, and joy, but hides a deep internal pain; basically anyone who puts up a front to hide emotional conflict and burden in order to keep his friends from worrying about him.

He's being joachim again.

Joachims have so many problems.

joachim by forum_movement April 26, 2010

Joachim 

The blackest nigga in the World

Nigga nigga my nigga Joachim

Joachim by DABANNNNN September 28, 2020

Joachim 

The most cockiest German in the world who says "I'm awesome" 3000 times a day.

-Yo sup Joachim?
-I'm awesome.

-Is your name Joachim sir?
-I'm awesome.

-Shut up or I'll kill you.
-I'm awesome.

Joachim by ItsTheOneAndOnlyTruth October 1, 2016