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A contraction of the words 'jizz' and 'sock' and meaning a sock into which one jizzes at the completion of a good wank. The Jizzock has the practical advantage of being able to be placed over one's wanger like a condom, thus obviating the need for a major cleanup operation. Wanking into a sock in this way may be referred to as a Working Class Wank.
Man! I was so excited during that wank, I've spilt jizz everywhere! Shoulda used a jizzock!
by jimmycliff November 26, 2014

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