The state of being excited, ecstatic.
I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.
After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
Being drunk and intoxicated.
I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.