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Slang: Haemorrhoids.
Evloved from the 'Mockney' slang phrase Rockfords.
Derived itself from the title of the popular 70's TV Show 'The Rockford Files' (rhym: Piles)- where James 'Jimmy' Garner played the lead role.
Blimey, last night's chicken vindaloo and 8 pints have just passed through my rusty sherrif's badge and played havoc with me Jimmy Garners, someone pass me the OidGone
by Tubbo67 July 14, 2011