Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid
Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin
Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu
Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea
Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee
Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"