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Notorious quote from the original Resident Evil for PlayStation where Barry Burton provides his STARS partner Jill Valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. Also see wordmaster of unlocking/word.
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003
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"You were almost a Jill Sandwich" a quote from Resident evil, said by Barry Burton right when he saved Jill Valentine from being crushed to death.
"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
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A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.
"Brains... Jill sandwich... brains..."
by Mr. Constantine November 21, 2007
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