A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.
We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
A discarded, cut-up credit card
As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.
by CurtoGB April 7, 2010
1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.
2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound
3: A person of Aztec descent
2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound
3: A person of Aztec descent
1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"
2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"
3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent
2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"
3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent
by Hazardlad April 1, 2009
Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."
I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!
by Misogynistic Kitsune January 8, 2012
"Where are the keys?"
"The keys are where they were when they weren't where there were last Wenesday."
"Dude, you're Jigsaw-ing me!"
"The keys are where they were when they weren't where there were last Wenesday."
"Dude, you're Jigsaw-ing me!"
by Brody K. December 17, 2006
... the Lizard King and his jigsaw face.
by bigshady September 4, 2006
by Copperearth February 6, 2017