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An excuse, usually involving a religious holiday they will not be observing, used by a Jewish person to avoid school or some other obligation.
- Damn it, I have a paper to write tonight.
- Don't worry man, it's yom kippur tomorrow. You have a great jewscuse.
by futnut October 07, 2009

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