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8. Jew Bagel
1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).
"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."
1. Jew Bagel
A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!
2. jew bagel
A particular nickname for a jewish person, usually denotes the fact that said jewish person eats a fuckload of bagels and rubs the cream cheese all over his chest and then masturbates.
Him:Hey look at that jew bagel
You:Eww he's masturbating with cream cheese
3. Jew Bagel
The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.
Dude you got the jew bagel!
4. jew bagel
a person who acts like a jew
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
5. jew bagel
having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"
tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel
6. jew bagel
1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker
My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!
7. Jew Bagel
Someone that is retarted in many senses. Most like a noob, and has a great desire for wealth but will never find it.
Wow, that guy is a huge Jew Bagel!
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