A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 22, 2023
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022
Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017
ah jesus christ
by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020
Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
by Darson Bishop April 14, 2011
by somedude149 May 14, 2014