Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.

Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by rl90599 September 5, 2020

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Jesus, Mary and Joseph 

A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.

White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph by hello there bye there June 11, 2018

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving 

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023

Jesus Mary and Josephed 

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

Jesus Mary and Josephed by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 12, 2008