1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.

2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!

2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
by What's it to you? July 22, 2006

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The fundamental truth of the universe. See Christianity.
For God so loved the world that he sent his Son to die for their sins so that everyone who accepts Jesus' atoning death on the Cross for payment for their sins will find eternal life. Why did Jesus go to Hell for me on the Cross? Because Jesus loves me. This I know for the Bible tells me so.
by Tex in Tex February 24, 2008

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Of course he does! He loves everyone. He loves the people who killed him, for god's sake. It's nothing special.
"I love you.. Hey, get those nails away from me!"

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Phrase used by airheaded fundamentalists when they want to sound all sweetness and light, often most sensibly followed by ... "but the rest of the world thinks I'm an asshole." Shortened to JLM-BTROTWTIAA.
Jesus Loves Me ... But The Rest Of The World Thinks I'm An Asshole.
by Fearman October 15, 2007

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