Fuck Jesus

What you say when you fuck Jesus

"YO, I JUST FUCKED A JESUs!"

by Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli March 24, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 28, 2005

jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 1, 2010

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic September 17, 2008

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 4, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 18, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010