The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
The shoes that noobs
or tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!
Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.