The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
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Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 29, 2010
The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!
by LaurAsh July 05, 2007
When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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