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1.
A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.
I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.
by kdmleelauragrace May 02, 2009
 
2.
Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
by Anti_yuppy March 08, 2014