Jerseying 

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"

Jerseying by fungku July 1, 2009

Jerseydemic 

any group of obnoxious, raucous teenage girls from Jersey who blast horrible music, don't understand chemistry, and make weird noises at unseemly hours in the morning

4:30 A.M.:
Jerseydemic 1: Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again 'til I get it riiiiight!
Jerseydemic 2: I don't understand Boyle's law, meow!
Jerseydemic 3: AAAAYOP!

Jerseydemic by dontuseselftanner November 22, 2010

jerseyfest 

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.

dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.

jerseyfest by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

Jersite 

A follower of the ways of the Jersey Shore. Members bring themselves closer to enlightenment by watching MTV's Jersey Shore.

Man 1- "Wheres Fred at?"
Man 2- "Man, it's Fredo now and he's GTLing it"
Man 1- "What a jersite"

Jersite by Sandrino95 April 1, 2011

Jerseyherps 

A unique type of genital herpes contracted from a breed of parasitic beings known as "guidos" or "guidettes". The creatures who carry and spread the virus are usually found in, or are originally from the state of New Jersey.

"Dude, do not go to New Jersey."
"Why?"
"I had a bit too much to drink and ended up having a one night stand with this girl....and now I think I contracted jerseyherps from her..."
"Gross!"

Jerseyherps by defineALLthethings August 30, 2011

jerseyitis 

Mental disorder resulting from living in New Jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general malaise of pessimism about future events.

A downhill spiral attitude in which one believes one is living in dystopia - prompted by the fact that one lives in New Jersey, where nobody smiles.

Joey: "This concert probably won't be that good. I doubt it will be worth it"
Jimmy: "Dude, what do you have Jerseyitis, this concert at PNC Bank Art Center's gonna rock."

jerseyitis by Amnesiac023 April 22, 2009

Jerseyneck 

A redneck from new jersey. primarily found in the south jersey and even more prevalent below Rt 322 (aka the Mason-Dixon Line if it ran thru NJ). Considered to be a rare breed of rednecks that is quite distinctive from other rednecks being that they act like rednecks with their own dialect and form of social activities.

You might be a Jerseyneck if you have a big truck and always say your from South Jersey (segregating from North Joisey I mean North Jersey and the Jersey Shore).

Jerseyneck by rebellious90 November 15, 2013