When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
by Rockon1885 December 19, 2008
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A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
by Dre money December 20, 2015
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