A social gathering of homoerotic, hypersexed young adult males all clad in hideous, bright-colored basketball jerseys that occurs most frequently in a malodorous dorm room or filthy apartment. Most often, low-quality rap music is played and female partygoers are invited to drink a mysterious red-colored punch made with equal parts fruit juice, alcohol and GHB.
Girl #1: Are you going to Sam's party this Saturday?
Girl #2: I think I'd rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.
Girl #2: I think I'd rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.
by ihatejerseyparties January 28, 2008