Undesirable . He has a dark personality that will blow out any candles and turn off any light. His heart is soo cold it can freeze hell on contact. He is so hairy he can make enough tshirts for an entire foster home just by using the hair on his left buttcheek. He is so ugly he once walked into a haunted house and left with an application. He sheds so much we went to a National Park and the Rangers arrested for littering. He is so stupid, he could not put MMs in alphabetical order. Horrible with women. His ideal date is ... Who I am kidding? He can't get a date!