A combination of the words 'jizz' and 'germs.'
"Dude, Anthony has way too many jerms in his hottub ever since that dank hoe Courtney went in there with him."
by Thebestpersonyoullevermeet February 12, 2010
When someone tries extremely hard to be correct about everything/prove everyone wrong, especially over trivial things that no one cares about. "Being a Jerm" also refers to someone who tells you a pointless fact every chance they get.
Peter: yeah that song came out in the 70's
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.
Or
Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.
Or
Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..
by perdedor May 22, 2014
by killaC May 19, 2014
the act of smashing malted milkballs and putting in a slip of paper. roll it up, smoke it, then snort the ashes
by coolest kid eva May 8, 2008
When you are so sad about a girl because she rejected you or simply doesn’t like you that you distance yourself from your friends and post sad quotes on social media, generally happens when you are down bad and you are in need of sex but can’t get some
Hey Lara this depression that you have right now, was it caused by being rejected by Joc? Please don’t go into Jerm mode we need you
by dankmemepapi March 24, 2021
I met this cold-blooded Jerm-o-phobe at 7-11, he doesn't even know sick trance mixes when he hears them.
by Z Girl October 7, 2013
always pistol packin, and never lackin. usually likes to go by the name Ben Toten. runs da skreets and packs a 10 foot pole. big jerm is always slangin and hangin.
If u fuck wit big jerm then you fuck wit da crew.
If u fuck wit big jerm then you fuck wit da crew.
by Ben Toten October 14, 2020