Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

Jerk Pump by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010

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the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

the old pump and jerk by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

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Related Words

Jerk Pump • the old pump and jerk • Pumpkin Jerk • jerk • Jerk off • jerk face • jerk circle • jerk bag • Jerk-Out • Jerk Chicken

Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

Pumpkin Jerk by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

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jerkpump

The process of having anal with a woman while jerking yourself off through her vagina. While your penetrating her asshole, she will finger your asshole in order to make you cum, hence forth the jerkpump.

Yo babe, do you wanna jerkpump tonight?

jerkpump by Zer0Alpha00 December 6, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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