Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.
I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.
by Brubeck January 07, 2009
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jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
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Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously
Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!
by Droyd April 06, 2025
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