Top Definition
Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.
Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."
by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 23, 2010

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