Jerkoff Elbow 

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

jerkoffagus 

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

jerkoff monkey by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

jekov 

a verb to dance while shaking,pumping and thrusting your hips while pointing out with your fingers in each direction and being a real cool guy.

look at that guy do the jekov

jekov by cision November 2, 2009

Papa Jeko 

The species of "Papa Jeko" are tap-rooted, perennial, herbaceous plants, native to temperate areas of the Northern Hemisphere. The genus contains many species which usually (or in the case of triploids, obligately) reproduce by apomixis, resulting in many local populations and endemism. In the British Isles alone, 234 microspecies are recognised in 9 loosely defined sections, of which 40 are "probably endemic".

It is considered a luxury meal and goes for around 1000$ in a good state.

Yo boii I just ate a big Papa Jeko.

Yo I just inhaled a big Papa Jeko and now my mouth is full with Junior Jekos.

Papa Jeko by alonzo345 May 1, 2017

jerkomatic 

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Jepson 

A Northen name mainly found in the English County of Yorkshire. Descendants from the Vikings people and early Anglo-Saxon's who arrived in the British Isles. The last King of Castleford, a small town in West Yorkshire was King Jepson the Shield of Airdale. Conquered the petty Kingdom's of Pontefract and Knottingly.

That Jepson should be King of Yorkshire.

Jepson by King Jepson February 7, 2017