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It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
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by the sea vagina September 12, 2013
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1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
by eeentropyyy January 04, 2008
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Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010
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