A person who made Amazon and got a song named after him he is also so rich he could feed the entire world but don't
by Alex the motherfucker January 16, 2022
Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.
by Jickle my Pickle February 19, 2023
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023