Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.
Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."
THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)