Guy 1: You ever think about how time is just a never ending march forward, that at some point; everyone we know, love, hate, admire and entertain will be dead. Ever wonder if there IS such a thing as heaven? If it does, will WE go to it? Will WE go to hell? And if heaven does not exist, what does? Do we just not exist? Are we trapped in our bodies, waiting to decay? I shudder at the thought of being sent to rot in hell or forcing to be buried alive, no, not buried alive, buried dead, yet, awake...
Guy 2: Jeez Louis, Joe.
Guy 2: Jeez Louis, Joe.
by OctopusProbably December 22, 2021
Dumb ass: hey have you see my crisp.
Friend : jeez Louis! how can i see your crisp, without eating it.
Friend : jeez Louis! how can i see your crisp, without eating it.
by Locomot August 18, 2011