The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
by Jeff Belcher February 04, 2007
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
by The Real Jebus July 08, 2006
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)
by Matt Jack June 27, 2006
-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
by CalumT May 06, 2005
The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
by The S April 12, 2005
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
by Zente June 02, 2005
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