An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
by AxeBlade October 29, 2005
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Scottish rhyming slang, generally accepted as a longer version of fandan. Used to describe an annoying person.
"Aye, see that wee prick Smudger, he's a Jean Claude Fan Dan"
by Innzy July 2, 2007
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star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
by the badger July 25, 2003
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The definition of ass-kicking
That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme
by Rossman! April 27, 2006
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a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself
"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"
by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003
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adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...
holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!
by theMANbrad February 11, 2010
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