The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey
"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."
#jay #silent #bob #view #askew
by Snoochieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees April 22, 2008
n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.

v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.

2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
#jay and silent bob #clerks #kevin smith #bluntman #chronic
by Fishmasta September 05, 2006
Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone (815) 993-6585 or on line at .
Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.
#comedy #film tv icons #american legends #art deco #historic
by Rocmaven November 12, 2011
me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent
Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible
#cool #very #lame #dance #fun
by tinytom December 12, 2006
Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
Fucking clown shoes
by IamEugene May 01, 2004
Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.
I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?
by B. Buster September 13, 2004
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