Jasper is the sweetest, and nicest person you will ever meet! He is totally hot, and loves all types of music. He gets bullied oftenly, so he'll need someone to stand up for him. Jasper makes a great life long friend, and husband.
Man, why are you so great with the ladies?
Haha, yeah bro. I'm a Jasper
by JasperLover January 28, 2013
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Any one called Jasper is a big roadman and don’t go near them or u might get shanked
by Iwiebejkdidiejwhehduieiwbehiwo November 15, 2019
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He is an author. He is very dark, very warped in the fucking mind. His books are unbelievable, and out of this damn world.
Dude, Jasper is lit...I dig his books.
by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
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a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick
P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper
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Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.
I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.
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Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.
by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005
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