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(n) Any man that is really bad at Fantasy Football, and really enjoys humping other dudes.

They are vulnerable to forklifts, softballs, four-wheelers, and renal failure.

(v) The act of penetrating a man's anus with your penis.

Both definitions are derived from news reports in Central Missouri concerning a local celebrity.
(n) Thank god I am not "Jarod Taylor"!

(v) Let's drink mimosas and the "Jarod Taylor" each other until the sun comes up.
by Rob Gronk November 16, 2011
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