A bastardization of Job
You did a great jarb today!
verb: to penetrate the vaginal canal, destroy the uterus and your reputation, with use of a human fist. Possibly two.
If there is someone you know who has been Jarbed, recommend them to a psychologist and an insane asylum right away. You do not want to be around someone who has been Jarbed.
Fuck the painkillers, children just walk out of my vagina. No dialation needed.
Why is that?
Totally got Jarbed hardcore when I was 15.